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National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Theme Song Tribute Cover by Phil Stokes and Lucas McGraw

it’s that time christmas time is here everybody knows there’s not a better time of year Hear that sleigh Oh Santa’s on his way hip-hip-hooray Christmas vacation Gotta a ton of stuff to celebrate (jing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-ling) now it’s getting closer I can’t wait (jang-a-lang-a-lang-a-lang-lang) Gonna make this holiday as perfect as can be just wait and… Read More »

Christmas Vacation (8/10) Movie CLIP – Turkey Dinner (1989) HD

Come on, boy. Let’s go find your sister. [meow] [loud chatter] Before we begin, Since this is aunt bethany’s 80th christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of grace. What, dear? Grace! Grace? She passed away 30 years ago. They want you to say grace. The blessing! I pledge allegiance to the… Read More »

Christmas Vacation Official Trailer #1 – (1989) HD

Captioning made possible by warner bros. [music playing] ś it’s that time ś ś christmastime is here ś ś everybody knows ś ś there’s not a better time of year ś ś hear that sleigh ś ś santa’s on his way ś ś hip, hip, hooray for christmas vacation ś ś got a ton of… Read More »

Clark Freaks Out – Christmas Vacation (9/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

I’m gonna fly you all down here To help us dedicate it. Yay! Yay! Ooh! I can’t swim, clark. I know that, eddie. [sighs] [sighs] [clark sighs] Hey. Ho. [sighs] Oh. Clark, what’s wrong? Honey. It’s bigger than you expected? Smaller? Well, what is it? It’s a one-year membership In the jelly of the month… Read More »

Christmas Vacation (10/10) Movie CLIP – Squirrel! (1989) HD

[screaming] Quiet! Shut up! Ooh! Aah! Aah! Shh! Shh! Shh! Mom, don’t move. We can’t let it get out of the living room. Where’s eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things. Oh, not recently, clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol. Thank you, catherine. I’ll try and trap it. Russ! Right here, dad.… Read More »

Cousin Eddie and Snot – Christmas Vacation (5/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

[whining] [squeaking] [game playing on tv] That’s a honey of a tree, clark. Is it real? Yeah. Dug it out of the ground myself. Is that a fact? Hey, get out of there! Stop it! No! Don’t worry. A little tree water ain’t going to hurt him. Before we left, He drank a half a… Read More »

Christmas Vacation (7/10) Movie CLIP – Eddie’s Sewage (1989) HD

I can’t even afford to be an elf. [loud talking] I had 2– 2 containers of k-rations, And then I had spam. I had spam till it was coming out of my ears. Clark sr.: Oh, bullshit. Aren’t you having any breakfast? I’m not in the mood. What are you looking at? Oh, the silent… Read More »

Christmas Vacation (6/10) Movie CLIP – Downhill Fast (1989) HD

Has anyone ever used it on a sled? Not that I know of, russ. Don’t go putting none of that stuff on my sled. You know that metal plate in my head? How can I forget? I had to have it replaced because every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants And… Read More »